iwishihadafather:

*jeff dunham voice* silence! i kill you! *entire crowd of 12-15 year olds and rednecks go wild. he has made comedy history. nothing on earth will ever be as funny for this audience. they go home somber, unable to take enjoyment in anything else. the world then collapses in on itself, creating a vortex and sucking the entire world into it, ending all life, everywhere, for no joke will ever be as funny*

donttouchmynewtonballs:

when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up

(Source: donttouchmynewtonballs.tumblr.cm, via stinkyqueef)

tentacruels:

collilecki:

tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

On an iPhone “destiel” autocorrects to “destined” and I think that’s fate

Why did you have to make this about Supernatural

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beyoncebeytwice:

is everything expensive or am i just poor

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